There Is a New Kind of Plague

acorns

We’ve all heard of the plagues of grasshoppers and toads, rashes and such, but there is a new plague of such proportions that I hardly dare speak of it.

This new plague seems to be concentrated in our yard.

This is the plague of — get ready –the Acorns. There has never been plague like it. You take your life in your hands every time you go out the door, for you are pelted with acorns, BIG acorns, acorns like bullets that pow as they hit the cement. It is a war zone. But who is the enemy?

At first we thought it was the squirrels, that they were throwing acorns at us, but, after careful investigation, this does not seem to be the case. It is more likely that squirrels are running across the branches of our hundred and fifty year old oak trees, and, innocently, on their way, the squirrels are knocking off several hundred acorns destined to land on our heads.

Jack, the border collie, seems to take the acorn plague in his stride. In fact, he chews on the acorns and says they’re pretty good.

We think this new plague is not a punishment from God. We think it is because of all the rain we’ve had. This seems to be a good year for everything, weeds too. Besides, we know from Heavenletters™ that God does not send plagues.

Our crab apple crop is enormous too. If our crab apple trees were taller, we might have to run for cover from falling crab apples as well, but so far, thank goodness, we have been spared.

Acorns are really quite interesting. There is a little cap that pops off. And then a seedling starts to sprout — you can see it in one of the photos — and miraculously an oak tree grows. Who could imagine that a huge tree could come from one of these acorns.

acorns in autumn

sprouting acorn

Posted by Gloria on September 22nd, 2008 under these topics
Purely Personal, Heaven Letters, Godwriting Journal

Post Discussion

9 Replies

Reply from Marko on September 22, 2008

Well beloved Gloria, given Heavenletters topic “The Palm of Your Hand” today, I might just wonder if looking, what possible positive blessing could result of this raining of acorns?

That the coincidence of today’s HL and your blog entry are not united in some cosmic way, smiling and laughing a little as God has a good chuckle at your own positive expense?

Reply from Gloria on September 22, 2008

Well, beloved Marko, I see God is not the only one laughing!

I never made the connection between today’s HL and the blog entry!

The squirrels will be well-fed over the winter, and that’s good, but must the acorns bop me on the head?

Sometimes people have to be hit over the head! But what is the message for me?

Marko, thanks for the fun!

Reply from Jack van Raders on September 22, 2008

Falling Acorns, why, you must have a beautiful Big Oak tree, Lucky you! Wear a helmet as the construction workers do. You will look beautiful wearing that. We have had a bumper year with citrus fruit and banana’s, so much, we cannot eat it all. but the birds are happy with it. They sing for us. Still some fruit on the citrus and they are blooming already for the next crop. And our bees are busing and making Honey. sun shining and we had some rain to make it all perfect. Greetings from Paradise Jack

Reply from Jochen on September 22, 2008

Do you have those crows that pick walnuts and drop them from considerable hight on whatever seems hard enough to break them open? Quite impressive to have something like that crash down on the macadam two steps in front of you.

Reply from Lauren on September 24, 2008

I still think the squirrels are throwing acorns at us.

Reply from Lisa Augustine on September 27, 2008

I love Acorns! Yayy, it’s nice to know the plants and trees did well this year and had so much fruit!! I noticed alot of acorns in my neighborhood too, and lots of squirrels and chipmunks. Those critters are sooo cute!

Well i’ve been picking up all the loose acorn caps and making crafty things with them..and using them to decorate fairy cabins I’m making. They are beautiful :-)

Reply from One on October 1, 2008

Are Acorns tasty? Do we also eat them?

Reply from Gloria on October 1, 2008

We don’t so far as I know. Okay, I will taste one and let you know. See you later.

Reply from Charles Fines on October 1, 2008

Hello, One, acorns are not so much tasty as nutritious, or at least will get you by in a pinch. The meat needs to be soaked in water to dissolve out the tannic acid which is bitter. It can be ground up for use like flour in making bread or added to soups and stews.

An old name for nuts that fall from forest trees is “mast”. Acorns are an important food source for deer and bears and other wild critters bigger than a squirrel as they get ready for winter, and also free ranging pigs. My dogs enjoy playing with acorns, tossing them up in the air and playing keep-away, sometimes stopping to gnaw them like a bone.

My job is greenskeeper on a golf course. This time of year I have to dig out acorns that squirrels have buried in my #4 green. Don’t tell my golfers, but I hope that someday oak trees are allowed to grow there. So do the deer.

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