The Nobel Peace Prize

 The last blog entry on this blog, Computer Expertise, was about my one stroke of computer genius.

If you think computers are hard for me, you should see how hard it is for efficient computer whizzes to work with me!

What and how and how genially Heaven Admin (Santhan) has done and done and re-done for me would take a whole book. One special moment I will recount, however, was when he called me — on the telephone — to give me what he called simple instructions. Of course, to me, his use of the word simple is like when a physicist says something is really simple — simple for physicists, that is — sure, simple for computer whizzes who catch on right away!

Heaven Admin learned his lesson! Instructions that would have taken only fifteen minutes for a normal person to get down pat, took me about three hours, during which time Heaven Admin, who must have been wiping his brow,  would cry out periodically,”Excellent! Excellent!”  With every hour, my face got redder and redder and I sank deeper and deeper into the ground, yet I am undaunted.

(A funny thing, Heaven Admin never called me again after that. For some reason, he just preferred to do things himself without my help.)

Now, as you know, Sascha has innocently come on the scene.  He has even offered to help all Heavenreaders with their computer questions.   http://www.heavenletters.org/offer-to-allaround-techical-help-to-heavenletters-readers-12884.html   So far, Sascha has been working exclusively with me. Hmm, I have the impression that Sascha may be struggling, but I think he has too much character to back out.

For instance, Sascha got a little confused when I politely said, “Please take all the time you need for this, ” and the next day I wrote:

“Dear Sascha, I said anytime, but I really meant anytime YESTERDAY.”

I did wonder what Sascha was implying when he told me what he usually gets paid per hour — an astronomical sum.

I cheerily wrote back:

“Well, Sascha, you know I have ten System Administrators waiting in line to volunteer to go to a lot of trouble. They all are begging me to allow them to fix things, knowing how easy and pleasant it is to work with non-techno people like myself.  However, I have chosen YOU.”

You might think Sascha didn’t believe me, because he wrote back:  “nja … nja … nja …” In fact, I have received quite a few emails from Sascha that say “nja…nja…nja…”

Sascha also wrote puzzling things like this: “You know I have managed thousands of high-risk servers, but you …”

What do you think he meant by “but you…”

Then he emailed me:  “Santhan should get a Nobel Prize for peace.”

Wanting to encourage Sascha, I wrote back: “Beloved Sascha, maybe you will be lucky and get the Nobel Peace Prize for 2009!”

Well, you know his answer:

“nja…nja..nja…”

Posted by Gloria on October 9th, 2008 under these topics
computers, Godwriting Journal

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17 Replies

Reply from Gloria on October 10, 2008

I thought this was the funniest thing I ever wrote!

Reply from Charles Fines on October 10, 2008

I guess you had to be there.

I thought one of the funniest things God ever wrote was in a Heaven Letter not too far back, a month or so. He pointed out some mildly questionable behavior by someone and then said something to the effect of how there was no need to embarrass the person by naming names.

I won’t embarrass the person by saying who I thought she was.

Reply from Charles Fines on October 10, 2008

I had a couple of written smileys in that last post that didn’t make it thru. So my attempt at being light hearted probably didn’t get off the ground. Your account did give me a big smile.

Reply from Gloria on October 10, 2008

Hmm, Charles, which Heavenletter?

I bet it was about me!

God is a Rascal!

Reply from Dianita on October 10, 2008

If Sascha gets the Nobel Peace prize, then what’s left for me who had to translate English into understandable English at Thai Delhi? Much love, D.

Reply from Gloria on October 10, 2008

I think I use antecedents! Yet, it’s true, that Dianita had to translate from English to English the other night when we went out for a light supper.

My daughter says I am so non-linear that my thoughts and words seem to spin around in circles, and it’s necessary to figure out what I am saying.

Dianita is a psychologist and is used to reflecting. So, patiently, she would say often: “And so you mean….?”

And I would have to tell her again — until she got it right!

Reply from Charles Fines on October 11, 2008

“Even some of those who work full-time for Me have this, where they make themselves too busy. I will not mention names. It makes Me wonder if they think they have something to make up for.”

You Have Nothing to Atone For
Heavenletter # 2843 Published on: September 6, 2008

Reply from Gloria on October 11, 2008

Yep, God must have meant me. There are a few other people who told me they were sure God was referring to them!

Thanks, Charles.

Reply from Jacqueline on October 12, 2008

Gloria,
When you emphatically stated that this was one of your funniest blogs, I, in my head actually spoke those three little words of nja nja nja too or whatever that handsome Russian says…. But, and this is a very exceptional big but, — this is one of your funnier treatises.

Now, if you could only make them shorter….

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

Reply from Sascha on October 13, 2008

I am not Russian - and that is an old foto …

Reply from Gloria on October 13, 2008

But at last you have posted on the blog!

I will set Jacqueline straight.

Reply from Jacqueline on October 15, 2008

Yes, Yes, Gloria has told me you are Yugoslavian, mea culpa. Do you know Monica Seles? Only joking. I know the former Yugoslavia was a big country. I actually had a film instructor in graduate school who is from Yugoslavia.
So again, pardon the mistake about nationalities.

Reply from Sascha on October 15, 2008

Actualy - we are on one-to-one basis … I hope your yu friend showed you some good movies …

Nationality ? That is not my sensitive subject - I belong to all …

Reply from One on October 19, 2008

I’m sure that 3hr conversation with you and Heaven Admin, must have been recorded somewhere and today there are legions of people who play back cd tracks composed of highlights of the conversation for their morning laughing therapy.

Please read the entry prior to this one for a comment about Gloria’s “computer genuis”.

One Love

Reply from Order of Seraps on October 19, 2008

To All whom may concern …

Let it be known:

Hierby we officially declare that the Gloria Wendroff, after a rigorous and mercyless training, and only after uspeakable horid tests, with a persistent risk to her own very life, has earned a title of Master of Schatzi and has been awarded with a Medal of Extraordinary Computer Courage of the Order of Seraps.

So, please - treat with due reverence en respect …

High Command of the Order of Seraps

PS - She also earned the right to proudly choose and carry her own warrior-name and maybe, just maybe, got a shot , for the demonstated courage in the Battle of Schatzi, to a honorrary membersheep of Order of Seraps

Heavenletters carried me through the tight places when I could not carry myself

Reply from Gloria on October 20, 2008

I want to be sure everyone takes this seriously! Seraps (Sascha) has been spending hours and hours working with me on my computer, teaching me things and working his head off trying to give me more confidence, and he is surviving amazingly well.

Schatzi is the name of my computer. I was in Germany when I named her. Schatzi means sweetheart. I thought if I called her sweetheart, it would help our relationship.

Sascha, I blush to receive such an award. You don’t hand these out like candy, do you? I mean it’s on the order of the Nobel Prize, isn’t it? You give it out only once a year, and some years you may even skip because there is no one proved worthy.

You’re not just trying to encourage me, are you?

Reply from Order of Seraps on October 20, 2008

Such a words are not worthy to cross the lips of her Masternesssheep - you must be confuzed - but just for a moment

The Medal is awarded once in every Juga. Hercules, Supermen, Spiderman end even Obama has been swiftly refused ….

- btw -protocol demands that from now on her Masternesssheep be adressed only in the third person.

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