Dear Microsoft
Dear Microsoft,
Will you please stop asking me if I really want to delete? If I press delete, that means I want to delete. Must I repeat myself?
Microsoft, you have gone too far. You even started to not allow me to open certain attachments, including one from Heaven Admin which has to be as safe as safe can be. Must you take it upon yourself to oversee everything I do? I am a person who likes choices. I don’t like to be overruled by anyone, well, except, of course, God. Microsoft, you don’t think you’re God, do you?
If I tell you that I would really rather that you not take on the role of parent – would you stop?
I even wonder if you read the emails I send to you.
Now, I don’t want to hurt your feelings, not at all. In all fairness, there are some great things you do for me, and, I suppose, for others as well. Microsoft, I don’t want you to think I’m totally without gratitude. I am so glad that you and computers and the internet exist. I’m so glad for all I’ve learned, like how to use Word often.
There is one very nice thing that I noticed you have been doing lately, and, that is, giving me virtual memory. Thank you. I’m sure virtual memory is a good thing, although I don’t quite know what it is. I do wonder how you know when I need it.
If you really do want to take on the role of parent, I wonder if I could ask you to fulfill some other wishes of mine that are not computer related? Hmm, well, I suppose not.
Until next time,
With love and blessings,
Gloria
God bless you.
Godwriting is a blog by Gloria Wendroff and is about Gloria's daily life as the Godwriter of the Heavenletters project that is having a profound effect on the lives of people around the world.
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