The photo of Teeny above is not typical of Teeny whatsoever, but it is the only photo Lauren has of Teeny Weeny lying on the computer.

In fact, this photo of Teeny Weeny is so harrowing, that, when Sascha saw this photo of Teeny (Sascha puts up the photos here now) he tactfully asked me, “Can you pet her?”

Please believe me, I have never seen Teeny look like this ever! Teeny has big round eyes, and a very sweet cat expression. His eyes are so big and round and with such an amazed expression that I often call him Mr. Peepers.

Lauren first saw Teeny-Weeny running across the street in front of the post office. Teeny was probably three or four weeks old. Lauren and our friend Bev, a great cat lover, spent hours trying to catch him. All this time, he was running back and forth across a major street, thinking his only danger was from Lauren and Bev.

Finally, in his escape, Teeny went into a restaurant where Lauren and Bev were able to corner him.  Where his mother was, no one knows.

Back then, Teeny was not at all sociable.  As a matter of fact, he was feral. The only way Lauren could tame him was to keep him in the bathroom and hand-feed him. I forget how long it took, but he did become tame.

You realize that Teeny fit in the palm of one hand, and thus he was named Teeny-Weeny. Some of Lauren’s friends begged her not to name him Teeny-Weeny.  Lauren tried other more macho names, but no other name seemed to stick.

Now Teeny is a contented cat. He especially loves to lie on Lauren’s computer.  Teeny has great interest in the computer, and, most especially, in the printer! He has even printed out test pages.

Here is where the intrigue comes in. Has Teeny possibly gone further in his computer skills?

When the following arrived, Lauren was flummoxed! How did anyone on the internet even know that Teeny existed?  Has Teeny been pressing keys? Has he possibly been sending emails? Is he — possibly — into gambling?

Anyway, we were appalled.

—– Original Message —–
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