Comments on: Computer Expertise http://www.godwriting.org/godwriting/computer-expertise-ram.htm Listening to The Voice Within Wed, 07 Jan 2009 13:37:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.3 By: Order of Seraps http://www.godwriting.org/godwriting/computer-expertise-ram.htm#comment-46446 Order of Seraps Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:19:20 +0000 http://www.godwriting.org/godwriting/computer-expertise-ram.htm#comment-46446 Ah, Her Masternesssheep execise some acts of very ungrounded and not-needed modesty - we are all charmed ... Btw - Richard, both Angelinas, Kevin, Brad, and the rest are waiting for the audience for hours already .. what shall we tell them ? Ah, Her Masternesssheep execise some acts of very ungrounded and not-needed modesty - we are all charmed …

Btw - Richard, both Angelinas, Kevin, Brad, and the rest are waiting for the audience for hours already .. what shall we tell them ?

]]> By: Gloria http://www.godwriting.org/godwriting/computer-expertise-ram.htm#comment-46415 Gloria Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:37:51 +0000 http://www.godwriting.org/godwriting/computer-expertise-ram.htm#comment-46415 I am dumbfounded at all these possibilities! Wow, it looks like I'm getting through computer school on a wing and a prayer, and somehow I'm up for a great honor. In all integrity, how can I accept? If I accept, I have to live up to it and never cry because of the computer again? Do you really think I am ready for this? I would no longer be afraid of anything on Schatzi, my computer? Perhaps we should be a little cautious. All these awards and orders might go to my head! Thanks for your tutelage. I hope you don't get worn out because we want you here forever. Thanks for the fun, Sascha! I am dumbfounded at all these possibilities!

Wow, it looks like I’m getting through computer school on a wing and a prayer, and somehow I’m up for a great honor.

In all integrity, how can I accept? If I accept, I have to live up to it and never cry because of the computer again?

Do you really think I am ready for this? I would no longer be afraid of anything on Schatzi, my computer?

Perhaps we should be a little cautious. All these awards and orders might go to my head!

Thanks for your tutelage. I hope you don’t get worn out because we want you here forever.

Thanks for the fun, Sascha!

]]> By: Order of Seraps http://www.godwriting.org/godwriting/computer-expertise-ram.htm#comment-46256 Order of Seraps Sun, 19 Oct 2008 14:38:36 +0000 http://www.godwriting.org/godwriting/computer-expertise-ram.htm#comment-46256 To All whom may concern ... Let it be known: Hierby we officially declare that the Gloria Wendroff, after a rigorous and mercyless training, and only after uspeakable horid tests, with a persistent risk to her own very life, has earned a title of Master of Schatzi and has been awarded with a Medal of Extraordinary Computer Courage of the Order of Seraps. So, please - treat with due reverence en respect … High Command of the Order of Seraps PS - She also earned the right to proudly choose and carry her own warrior-name and maybe, just maybe, got a shot , for the demonstated courage in the Battle of Schatzi, to a honorrary membersheep of Order of Seraps Heavenletters carried me through the tight places when I could not carry myself To All whom may concern …

Let it be known:

Hierby we officially declare that the Gloria Wendroff, after a rigorous and mercyless training, and only after uspeakable horid tests, with a persistent risk to her own very life, has earned a title of Master of Schatzi and has been awarded with a Medal of Extraordinary Computer Courage of the Order of Seraps.

So, please - treat with due reverence en respect …

High Command of the Order of Seraps

PS - She also earned the right to proudly choose and carry her own warrior-name and maybe, just maybe, got a shot , for the demonstated courage in the Battle of Schatzi, to a honorrary membersheep of Order of Seraps

Heavenletters carried me through the tight places when I could not carry myself

]]> By: Gloria http://www.godwriting.org/godwriting/computer-expertise-ram.htm#comment-46214 Gloria Sun, 19 Oct 2008 09:45:18 +0000 http://www.godwriting.org/godwriting/computer-expertise-ram.htm#comment-46214 Ah, Senor, I see, you want to make computer programs foolproof! Ah, Senor, I see, you want to make computer programs foolproof!

]]> By: One http://www.godwriting.org/godwriting/computer-expertise-ram.htm#comment-46211 One Sun, 19 Oct 2008 09:19:19 +0000 http://www.godwriting.org/godwriting/computer-expertise-ram.htm#comment-46211 Pam, I woke the whole neighborhood laughing. Thank you! Seńora, I without a doubt, knew the whole time you were the computer genius. I mean this in complete sincerity, from my very first interaction with you about computer related matters, I left thinking, "We should really learn to build and design these things better." You are a usability analysts dream. If I ran a blue chip usability company (probably will 1 day), you would be the highest paid, most esteemed member of the team! Good advice from Seraph. We all know luck has very little to do with anything and a lot to do with everything! Oceans of Love Pam, I woke the whole neighborhood laughing. Thank you!

Seńora, I without a doubt, knew the whole time you were the computer genius. I mean this in complete sincerity, from my very first interaction with you about computer related matters, I left thinking, “We should really learn to build and design these things better.”

You are a usability analysts dream. If I ran a blue chip usability company (probably will 1 day), you would be the highest paid, most esteemed member of the team!

Good advice from Seraph.

We all know luck has very little to do with anything and a lot to do with everything!

Oceans of Love

]]> By: Seraph http://www.godwriting.org/godwriting/computer-expertise-ram.htm#comment-45042 Seraph Thu, 09 Oct 2008 12:51:45 +0000 http://www.godwriting.org/godwriting/computer-expertise-ram.htm#comment-45042 PS - If you ever add the RAM inside the comp yourself or do something similar - ALWAYS before you touch the (inside) of the (very) sensitive (inside) components of the comp - touch some big metal thing (like oven, fridge etc ...) to discharge the static electricity from your body - otherwise you can fry the (very sensitive) inside componets of the comp - after which you can only throw it away ...As I said - you were very lucky until now ... Sascha - Serp PS - If you ever add the RAM inside the comp yourself or do something similar - ALWAYS before you touch the (inside) of the (very) sensitive (inside) components of the comp - touch some big metal thing (like oven, fridge etc …) to discharge the static electricity from your body - otherwise you can fry the (very sensitive) inside componets of the comp - after which you can only throw it away …As I said - you were very lucky until now …

Sascha - Serp

]]> By: Jack van Raders http://www.godwriting.org/godwriting/computer-expertise-ram.htm#comment-45026 Jack van Raders Thu, 09 Oct 2008 06:46:04 +0000 http://www.godwriting.org/godwriting/computer-expertise-ram.htm#comment-45026 This bloke went to have his car fixed by the panel beaters . He was given a price of $500- to get all the dents fixed. He punched the door at a place and the big dent popped out. There he said that is $200.- done already. Our Bloke said What 200 bucks for just one bash with your fist? No Said the panel beater $1.- for the bash and $199.- for knowing where and how hard to bash. You were lucky you just bashed hard enough and on the right place. I think that unbeknown to you GOD guided your hand. He was the genius. You keep on doing the heaven letters that is genius enough. Love Light an have Fun whatever you are doing. Jack This bloke went to have his car fixed by the panel beaters . He was given a price of $500- to get all the dents fixed. He punched the door at a place and the big dent popped out. There he said that is $200.- done already. Our Bloke said What 200 bucks for just one bash with your fist? No Said the panel beater $1.- for the bash and $199.- for knowing where and how hard to bash.
You were lucky you just bashed hard enough and on the right place. I think that unbeknown to you GOD guided your hand. He was the genius. You keep on doing the heaven letters that is genius enough. Love Light an have Fun whatever you are doing. Jack

]]> By: Pam (fortheloveofGodde) http://www.godwriting.org/godwriting/computer-expertise-ram.htm#comment-44952 Pam (fortheloveofGodde) Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:58:02 +0000 http://www.godwriting.org/godwriting/computer-expertise-ram.htm#comment-44952 The following was in Russ Michael's newsletter today ... You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on... If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their famous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou. ABBOTT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows? ABBOTT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. ABBOTT: Software for Windows? COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? ABBOTT: I just did. COSTELLO: You just did what? ABBOTT: Recommend something. COSTELLO: You recommended something? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: For my office? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yes, for my office! ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows. COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? ABBOTT: Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: Word in Office. COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'. COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer. COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer? ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge. COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? ABBOTT: One copy. COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money? ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money. COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money? ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT! (A few days later) ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off? ABBOTT: Click on 'START'............. The following was in Russ Michael’s newsletter today …

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on…

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their famous sketch, ‘Who’s on First?’ might have turned out something like this:

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let’s just say I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue ‘W’.

COSTELLO: I’m going to click your blue ‘w’ if you don’t start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That’s right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What’s bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(A few days later)

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT: Click on ‘START’………….

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